Menu

What to Eat

Tacos

The classic. Served individually. Locally made 4" corn tortillas, doubled up to keep all the goodness inside. Filled and garnished to order.

Quesadilla

Serves one hungry person. Locally-made 10" flour shell, folded and grilled to melt a heap of Monterrey Jack under your choice of fillings.

If you want a real challenge, order our 14" MEGADILLA. Feeds two hungry people.

Burrito

Who needs large chain burritos when you can get large flavor for short bucks? Get our off-the-chain burrito stuffed with hand-crafted goodness, wrapped in a locally-made flour tortilla.

Sauces

"Do you have guacamole or sour cream?" Nope. That's for other taco trucks. We have scratch made sauces, made with love and a stupidly expensive, industrial-grade food processor.

¡HAWT!

  • Our flagship hot sauce! (Please don't steal the bottle from the from the truck!)
  • Habanero, Thai Chili, Garlic

Tzat Boi

  • Unholy hybrid tzatziki sauce, guaranteed to make you say "whaddup."
  • Cucumber, avocado, yogurt
  • Unicycle not included

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Reaper

  • Habanero, serrano, chipotle, carolina reaper peppers
  • If ¡HAWT! sauce hasn't removed all of your taste buds, apply Reaper sauce.

SMOKED HUMMUS

  • Chickpeas, garlic, smoke, mirrors, and magic
  • Voted better than horked smummus in a taste taste that no one told Josh B. about!
  • "But I like horked smummus...' -Josh B.

GREEEEEEEEEN!

  • Tomatillo, cilantro, secrets from ancient scrolls
  • Limited availability, the ancient scrolls require this recipe to be created only during a full eclipse of the moon, lest we unleash unimaginable eldritch horrors.

PINK PINA

  • Pineapple, prickly pear, garlic
  • Almost the same color as the pink goo from The Blob, the 1958 Steve McQueen classic.
  • Probably won't terrorize your town. Probably.

Etc.

Sides, beverages, and desserts rotate. Check out the schedule for the current menu!